Beasty Balms are handcrafted organic balms - made from beef tallow
Scary? Exciting?
Takes some getting used to?
We get it. But that says more about the marketing of recent years than about tallow itself. Because tallow is packed with vitamins and perfectly matches your skin's fatty acid composition. It’s been used for centuries. Right up until there was more money to be made from jars of chemicals and the side effects they bring.
You don't fall for that anymore, of course. But did you know that many (premium) organic brands mostly sell water with synthetic mold inhibitors? Yikes.
Beasty is a simple, but not to be underestimated jar with 100% active ingredients. Mostly animal based. If you eat steak, we find you’re actually morally obligated to use the rest of the animal. Because every part is valuable and deserves to be used respectfully.
And better yet, it’s the best thing you can apply on your skin. Beautiful, right?
Beasty Balms
- 100% active ingredients that actually work for your skin, 0% shit.
- Certified according to the highest quality and safety standards for cosmetics.
- Natural balms made with premium organic ingredients.
- Slow-crafted skincare – handmade in small batches.
- Minimal impact – local production, circular ingredients, and minimal packaging.
- 100% Dutch grass-fed cattle – raised without antibiotics or supplemental feed.
- Sourced from cattle grazing in social herds across Dutch nature reserves – a cow is only slaughtered to maintain the herd's natural balance, never for the sole purpose of mass meat production.
Tallow
About Beasty Balms
Hi, I’m Aafke.
And this is quite literally the best jar of fat I have ever slapped on my face.
To be honest, I never planned on making your face balm. My professional life was on a completely different track, but this stuff was so good that Beasty Balms simply had to exist.
Beasty is my answer to everything that’s wrong with the world. With a wink, of course, because at the end of the day, it’s just a jar of fat. But everywhere I look, I see this undesirable trend of drifting away from what is real. We make questionable choices with inevitable consequences, and then we try to invent even more "complex" solutions to fix them, taking us further and further away from the simple, healthy blueprint.
So yeah, let’s flip it and reverse it! Back to basics. In everything, really, but since you’re looking at a jar of fat right now, let’s start here. It’s simple, sustainable, and natural. It balances your skin without any nasty side effects.
I choose to invest in the most Dutch, most natural beef tallow there is. These aren't cows raised for meat; they are happy grazers in Dutch nature reserves.
At Beasty, we skip unnecessary packaging, choose slightly inappropriate honesty over marketing bullshit, and give 1% of our profits to the bees. I want this company to build up and contribute to life itself, not to squeeze and drain.
So, buy yourself a jar of fat, enjoy it, and share the news. Or don’t, and have a wonderful day regardless.
Love,
Aafke
